Favorite Quote from Samy Velu

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1)     Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI  SAMPAI"
2)     The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`
3)     On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"
4)     Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina  jambatan?" and Samy  glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
5)     Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik  sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa  punya  kah!"
6)     During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
7)     During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita  semua menderma dara.."
8)     During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat  datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")
9)     At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah  aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"
10)   Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

And lastly u know why our N-S Highwayconcessionaire is named PLUS.

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk  Samy